I'm in the wrong song... my apologies!

[minkhollow]

So... yeah. Continued Rent-trailer glee, in the form of icon spam. (Those of you who couldn't care less, I'm terribly sorry; I'll calm down one of these days. And then start all over again when I see the whole movie. XD)

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(Template credit goes to perfectsquare, icon_synthesis, and riversofsound, respectively, and I've had the things so long that I don't even know whether those LJ names are accurate, which is why no links.)

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(Because Mark and his camera are cute, and that's Roger LAUGHING. Rare event!)
Please to not hotlink, and credit is nice but I like comments more, just because I like seeing where these things go. XD

Comments

[bohemian-mark.livejournal.com]

Splutter. Mark has trained himself well to not react to anything said or done while he is filming, but this? Well, it's a bit surprising. Composing himself, he clears his throat.

Yes, folks. You heard it right. Earth, in the reality of our new friend Arthur was destroyed. How did that happen?

He pulls it off almost flawlessly, but his voice breaks a bit, hoping that -his- reality isn't Arthur's.

[thelastearthman.livejournal.com]

"It was destroyed by aliens. Not a 'take us to your leader, we come in peace' style invasion, mind you. Nothing so grand. We were in the way."

[bohemian-mark.livejournal.com]

Well, there you have it, folks. The Earth is in the way.

Mark shakes his head. Silly future people.

[thelastearthman.livejournal.com]

"And believe it or not, it got worse."

[bohemian-mark.livejournal.com]

How could it get worse from there? The Earth was already gone.

Breaking for a moment from narrative mode, he sounds just a bit more like himself than the great film narrator.

[thelastearthman.livejournal.com]

It's a fair question. He'd wonder that himself if he hadn't experienced it firsthand.

"Like this."

He opens the Guide again and brings up the entry on Vogons (http://www.earthstar.co.uk/vogon.htm).

[bohemian-mark.livejournal.com]

Mark lets the Guide do the narration again, but just as it ends, Mark swears. "Oh, fuck. I ran out of juice in the battery." He looks up at Arthur, abashed. "Sorry, man."

[thelastearthman.livejournal.com]

"That's alright," he sighs. "We can continue some other time."

[bohemian-mark.livejournal.com]

"Thanks, man. I"m really sorry about that." Mark looks rather sheepish. "I'll make sure to charge up the battery more next time."