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minkhollowQuestion of the month, brought to you by the 'all Christmas all the time! (as long as it was recorded before 1960)' music mix at work: Who decided 'these are a few of my favorite things' was a Christmas song, anyway?
(Overthinking that accompanies the question: I mean, you can't even use it as someone's wish list. Snowflakes that stay on one's nose and eyelashes are difficult to wrap, and getting someone girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes would probably lead to messy legal problems.)
(Mental image that accompanies the question: Person opens a package full o'... nothing! and gets pissed; buddy says, "What? You said you liked brown paper packages tied up with string.")
(Overthinking that accompanies the question: I mean, you can't even use it as someone's wish list. Snowflakes that stay on one's nose and eyelashes are difficult to wrap, and getting someone girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes would probably lead to messy legal problems.)
(Mental image that accompanies the question: Person opens a package full o'... nothing! and gets pissed; buddy says, "What? You said you liked brown paper packages tied up with string.")
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Date: 2011-12-07 02:49 am (UTC)Wow, I hope Santa brings me girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes this year, that would be awesome. Schnitzel with noodles soaks right through the wrapping paper.
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Date: 2011-12-07 07:45 pm (UTC)Well, if your present is small-human-sized and struggling, just make sure you open it fast. I doubt it'd be as fun if the girls suffocated.