sir! you forgot your gaggle!

[minkhollow]

And now, a moment of Dumb from work yesterday.

me: ::lurches into cafeteria just before first break, on an epic quest for caffeine::
TV thing what shows news PowerPoint: Hokay, so. You know that employee appreciation thing we were gonna do at the end of the month? We're not, anymore.
me: ...
TV thing: Instead, if you get really good on-time delivery of bits, we'll give you steak!
me: ...Possibly you have shot yourselves in the foot. But whatever, I won't be here anyway! ::gets Mountain Dew::
break: ::is had, with Night Watch for reading enjoyment::
coworker: RAGE! Also, terror.
me: ...But they have a... ::wakes up a bit:: Wait, they don't really have a backup plan, do they.
coworker: Not really, no.
me: Wow, that's dumb.
other people: ::are not feeling very appreciated::
me: ...I stand corrected. Possibly you have shot yourselves in the femoral artery.

Seriously. They should've gone for both or not announced the first if they were just gonna rescind it.

In other news, my hair shrank. But the pictures are not on Hex.

Comments

[bohemian-mark.livejournal.com]

Dang. This is the reason why I don't particularly like most of corparate America. Hell, I give people food just because I feel like it.

Adam should give business seminars on good employee practices. You wouldn't catch me dead doing it.