ever since the cat took up the fiddle, that cow's been... jumpy

[minkhollow]

To be tested next week if people don't stop asking whether we have Diet Coke (in bottle form):
*Do you have the imagination to get it out of the pop machine over there?
*Sorry, this ain't Cyberland. We've got more imagination than that.
*Actually, I left the cowbell in my room...
And that, ladies and gents, is my Saturday. (Well, that and the procrastinatory cleaning spree this afternoon.