real life's getting more like fiction each day

Movie quotes meme, while I'm thinking of it:

1) This is not as easy as it looks. (The Princess Bride, guessed by havenstar and jenerator)
2) I suggest you put on a tie! (Young Frankenstein, guessed by jenerator)
3) You're young, you got your health... what on earth do you want with a job?
4) He saw the idea ripe on the tree, plucked it, and put it in his pocket. (Roxanne, guessed by eriklebeau)
5) Weight has nothing to do with it! (Back to the Future, guessed by jenerator)
ETA: Special Bonus Quote!: Siamese twin cookies! We have to operate! (Steven Banks Home Entertainment Center, guessed by jenerator)

sir! you forgot your gaggle!

And now, a moment of Dumb from work yesterday.
( I don't know what it is about that place that inspires scripts. )

In other news, my hair shrank. But the pictures are not on Hex.