Gotta love friends, you know?

I was really really tired when I got to school this morning. That lasted about ten minutes.
Apple was stuck on the subject of what to get me for my birthday, so I told her something by Terry Pratchett would be fine, surprise me from there. She delivered this morning.
MONSTROUS REGIMENT!
I'm 36 pages in and already love Maladict. And I really ought be finishing Midsummer Night's Dream for drama, but. You know how it is. (Oh, and that troll drink? Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, definitely.)
Speaking of drama class. We were working on the play stuff today (at least, everyone else was; I'm not carrying the book around, it might fall apart), and it was so quiet you could hear people writing on the chalkboard in the next room. Helped that it was the same wall and all.
Oh, and we're being abstinenced-at in health class. The name of the program-thingy involved here is Chastity by Choice. I just find that so very ::SNERK::, after some things that've come up in the RPage. XD

two ::snerk::s and some good-karma requests

::snerk:: one: Someone remind me why I want to be an English major?
::snerk:: two: Dad and I were watching the Soul Music DVD last night (note to self: that goes back tomorrow), and I wondered aloud if you'd really want tap water in Ankh-Morpork, since that's mentioned in there. He countered with, "So is that where Jesus walked on the water?"
( good-karma requests )

ETA: RPage types! We must poke havenstar into joining the madness!
ETA^2: A drabble With a Thousand Elephants! (This exclamation mark's part of the title. Really.)