(Modeled off the tag on the milliways_bar door, which was originally written by leeshajoy.)
Fixture #1525689W, MARK COHEN'S CAMERA Approximate origin: 1940s-'50s era hand-crank film camera; did not acquire Artifact properties until 1996 at the earliest Date of acquisition: December 24, 2038 Circumstances of acquisition: Used for a documentary about Smithsonian exhibits shortly before it was slated to become a Smithsonian exhibit itself; swapped for a duplicate after the side effects of filming became apparent Properties: Allows the user to film the truth of a situation. Warnings: May cause subjects of filming to break into song and/or dance; additionally, prolonged use may cause the filmer to retreat behind the camera more and more often, to the point of being unable to put it down. NO, YOU CAN'T USE IT TO SOLVE CASES, THAT WOULD BE CHEATING. STOP ASKING. -CLAUDIA
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Date: 2010-12-29 03:07 am (UTC)Fixture #1525689W, MARK COHEN'S CAMERA
Approximate origin: 1940s-'50s era hand-crank film camera; did not acquire Artifact properties until 1996 at the earliest
Date of acquisition: December 24, 2038
Circumstances of acquisition: Used for a documentary about Smithsonian exhibits shortly before it was slated to become a Smithsonian exhibit itself; swapped for a duplicate after the side effects of filming became apparent
Properties:
Allows the user to film the truth of a situation.
Warnings:
May cause subjects of filming to break into song and/or dance; additionally, prolonged use may cause the filmer to retreat behind the camera more and more often, to the point of being unable to put it down.
NO, YOU CAN'T USE IT TO SOLVE CASES, THAT WOULD BE CHEATING. STOP ASKING. -CLAUDIA