maybe if I'm lucky I could catch them before you fall

[minkhollow]

So Sara's playing Tales of Symphonia, which apparently doesn't have an original thought in its programming (I wouldn't know, as I'm not well-versed in video games), and I'm watching the TV screen, and I notice one of the characters has something called Level 4 Guilt. This immediately translates, in the insanity also known as my brain, into "You never call your mother! When are you going to find a nice boy and settle down?" and so forth.
And then we're watching The Princess Bride and OH LOOK! The King's stinkin' son is flouncing around Guilder's countryside in a purple skirt! And he has other skirts, too, but I think the purple one's for foreign relations, really.
...Apparently I'm on crack tonight. Don't mind me.