go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall

[minkhollow]

And what a day it's been. I mean, really, it's incredibly tempting to just stay here, but I'm sure people would start to worry after a while and anyway I'd like to be able to smell things again. So could somebody pass word along that the stupid tour bus thing left Ankh-Morpork without me?
I'm running out of celery, so I'd better wrap this up. Hopefully it'll get through, I don't know how well the technology and the magic are gonna cooperate, but... here goes.