this summer I might've drowned

[minkhollow]

So after all the yardwork (once again, far too much plant matter for one day) we went to dinner in Cincinnati. Dad got a free-appetizer coupon from the place, and when we go we get this cheesy-dip stuff that comes with toasted bread.
There was one soft piece of bread on the plate, and I only know that because I ate it. The others were dwarf bread. Really! You could hear yourself chew and that was about it. I didn't realize that's what it was until Dad pointed out the dog would've loved it as a Frisbee.

Also, side effect of fandom: I can't take commercials seriously when they say something about prices being slashed.
When you think about it, Kings Ford is a really stupid name for an auto dealership. Kingsford, for the uninitiated, is a kind of charcoal. 'S popular with outdoor-grilling types. So you might expect Kings Ford to sell original-design Pintos or something. (Too many commercials today.)