thought I saw you in an ice cream parlor

Ever realise you've been part of something for five years? On the Internet, which therefore makes it ancient?
milliways_bar is five years old. WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE.
( more babble about this nonsense; feel free to skip )

For those of you who've left, there's a meta!crack Back Room party in progress.
In less sentimental news: What is it about big-ass trucks that makes people feel like they can take up four parking spaces? I don't get it.