you are getting on every inch of my nerves

...ISIS? Seriously. There was no reason for that to take the better part of an hour. Don't tell me you're angling for an A+ at failing of your own.
I'm still trying to get it to admit I have instructor's permission for the 20th-century China class, but at least I have my 16 credits registered for. At least with the seminars it's not as though I have to worry about the space filling up.
And in somewhat happier news, hilarity is in progress.

all I can do is read a book to stay awake

Dear Ptorrey:
We are in your dorm, taking your singles (and double).
No, really, we mean it this time.
All your base are still belong to us, Snakes in a Moving Group.