your dog keeps licking my nose

On today's episode of Why Do We Even Have That Lever?: There is in fact floor behind my bed. I was beginning to think it was mostly interdimensional space full of dust bunnies. I'm most of the way through the 'various flat surfaces' stage of things; then there's 'things in drawers' (and won't that be fun) and 'unearthing carpet.'
In any case, I get to go be social with other former band people this afternoon, so that may be as far as I get. Tune in tomorrow (possibly) for more exciting adventures!
( and now, an icon. )