let there be no doubt about it

You know your brain is far too fried for any rational thought in another language (or possibly even the native one) when you turn up mo ichi do, por favor. Silly Japanese-Spanish fusion. At least I wasn't in class at the time.
Also, a gem from Vera's Russian homework yesterday: in Russian, 'there is' and 'to eat' are the same word. So does this mean hobbits are Russian?